I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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