So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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