they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
So squirting runs in the family.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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