all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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