big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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