It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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