If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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