Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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