ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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