I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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