used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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