Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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