I'm sorry my penis didn't work
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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