If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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