Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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