You're completely useless in the revolution.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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