Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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