Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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