this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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