Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Randomize
