youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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