why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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