Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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