im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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