I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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