i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
In America we eat man semen.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
