Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
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