Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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