And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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