You're so nebulous sometimes
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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