have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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