I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
God I need to hump something, right now.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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