I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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