porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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