is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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