i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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