At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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