I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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