I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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