You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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