So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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