But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
True strength comes from lack of pants
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