so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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