he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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