I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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