Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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