That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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