Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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