know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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