Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
