I think I can smell my own vagina right now
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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