have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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