I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
