No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I currently don't understand fingers.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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